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you guys, I think we blew it

as funny as Ed Balls was at first, i’m now bored of it

on Ed Balls day, of all days

we’ve hit peak meme

this is the worst Ed Balls day ever

It’s half past one in the morning, and both and are trending

I worry for our generation

p.s. Ed Balls

if anyone holds up a placard saying “ed balls” at thatcher’s funeral, twitter will eat itself

‘What if Ed Balls had never tweeted his own name?’ The concrete towers rise this morning over Ballstown, the UK’s new capital.

I once stayed in Yvette Cooper’s parents house, they live next door to my grandparents, were away for the week, and said me and my sister could stay. So obviously I just snooped around looking at all the dodgy family photos (predominantly of Ed Balls), and the book shelves and tried to find ring-binders or red boxes that looked vaguely ministerial and important

yeah

that’s just the kind of person I am